I have this fantasy that if I hold my breath and Valsalva real hard, that nothing will come in through the emergency department that they’ll call me about.
Saying this, however, I know I’ve already jinxed myself.

hidden in the seeming chaos is beautiful, elegant order—at least, I hope that's true.
I have this fantasy that if I hold my breath and Valsalva real hard, that nothing will come in through the emergency department that they’ll call me about.
Saying this, however, I know I’ve already jinxed myself.
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