dendritic arborization • I like that phrase

disordered thought processes

hidden in the seeming chaos is beautiful, elegant order—at least, I hope that's true.

A man was seen by his doctor.

“You need to stop masturbating,” the doctor said.

The man asked, “Why?”

The doctor replied, “Because I”m trying to examine you!”

This was a joke I found on my iGoogle front page, but the scary thing is that this an all-too-common occurrence on the wards. You don’t even have to be a female M.D. or R.N. to be treated to full-frontal nudity every morning.

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